me: "Dudde! my music rocks!!! its like better than SEX!!'
other me: "if you had to choose between your music and sex, what would it be"
me: "what kind of a stupid question is that! .. .... ...you mean like for a night, or forever?"
other me: "like for life. no sex for life and music, or music and no sex"
me: "i would take the music"
other me: "what kind of a guy are you?"
me "you are questioning my sexuality..."

third me: "you guys are weird"

that is just an example of my insanity.

So i have been contemplating a world, with an undo features (i think i am going to write a book: "Where God Failed: What Life Needs") like dont you ever think about like how COOL it would be to do something the most likely going to kill you? Like i am driving down the road, and see a truck. And i think "i wander, we are both going about 25 mph, so we would pass each other doing 50.... i wander if i could ninja roll under the truck at those speeds."

I have decided i will marry a swede. And she will talk to me in Swedish. Its the coolest language ever!!


Is it bad when you are fluent at a foreign song? Like i can sing every word. I P0wn ad the musics!

Also i have been attempting to prove age old science wrong that you cant lick our elbow. If you just twist your arm between your legs, and kinda prop it over a table or something, it WORKS!

Eh... i would write more, but i can feel arthritis kicking in =\. I hate my hands knees pathetic body. Srsly. I know 13 year olds that can kick my ass!

edit: i got these new really expensive headphones... they make my ears sweat! teh suck.

edit: -2 hours later-
I would just like to remark upon my headphones once again. After a 2 and a half hour massive dance out session in my room (i had to have my headphones on.. its 3:30am, parents are sleeping) those headphones are pretty much disgusting. Just FYI, i dont think i have ever been so hot in my life, its 20F outside, there is frost on my window, and i am sitting in my bedroom without a shirt on with both my windows and the door open trying to cool off. Its not working. I need to plan my superb dance sessions better. If you are interested in some SUPER FRANTICLY AMAZING dance music listen to:

Basshunter, Cascada, Client, Darude, and Slagsmålsklubben

Also chick music ROCKS to Dance to:
Evanessence, Paramore, and Flyleaf is like.. grand to rock out!